Funzze Anal Beads Vibrator review

5 Sep

I received my back door beads vibrator from Funzze as a sponsored review. As always, this review are my personal & honest opinions. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save.

Pleasure toy details & review

Shipping: Although Funzze declares “discreet” delivery, the parcel arrived with the word “massager” on it. If you are after very discreet delivery, this might be of interest for you. Personally, I m a person who does not care, there could be “anal beads” written on it and I would proudly take it. Funzze ship internationally & for free above $59 (US). Delivery was fast.

Package: Packaging was discreet though, as the box didn’t say what was inside, it only had their logo band around it. It was in a brown carton box, very plain & simple. It was also sealed in plastic. Inside the box was the toy, instructions, card & charging cable.

Manufacture: It doesn’t state where/who made it.

What is it?: The vibrator is a back door toy. It can be used as back door beads without the vibration to simply enjoy the different beads or you can use it with the vibration. I used it first without the vibration and once I played with it for a bit, added the vibration.

Material: It’s made of black silicone, which feels very smooth. I had a few black ones before, but the silicone wasn’t very nice. I’m satisfied with this one. It is very flexible, which made it great when sliding in & out to adjust to my body. There are 5 different textured beads (oh yes!) I love different textures! Makes it a unique experience. It has a base, which is necessary for back door play to avoid it getting lost.

Measurements: The extra-long shaft gives great opportunity to explore and play. It makes it a great beginner toy, but also a great toy for experienced butt player. I measured 10.5inch in total length with 7inch that can be inserted. The widest bead is about 1.2inch width.

Functions: There are two buttons on the back door bead toy. On the bottom is the on/off button. You can hold this one for a few seconds and the toy switches on/off. The top button is for the vibration patterns. It provides 10 different vibrations. 2 intensities and then various patterns. Patterns that switches between the motors but also patterns going strong. This makes it great for all levels.

Noise: In my opinion, the toy could be a little quieter. It was definitely notable, but then again, this one has got 3 motors working at the same time & some noise will be expected. I was able to ease into it though. I heard it less when I was grinding on it while having it inserted.

Charging: It is USB rechargeable with magnetic ports. It was almost fully charged when I received it. Charging is for about 2 hours, giving about 1 hour of play time.

Care: The black anal beads vibe is waterproof, which I always love in the fact of cleaning. Although it states to not fully sink it in water. I would then say it’s more “splash proof”. You can clean it with mild soapy warm water and let it air dry/use a certain cloth to dry or you can use a compatible toy cleaner/wipes. Always clean your toys before and after use & as often as you need to in between. This is important for your own safety and to get the most out of the toys. It was very easy to clean. They offer one year warranty.

Storage: This one didn’t come with a storage bag this time. The other toys I received from Funzze had one though. In my opinion, it should be standard to supply a storage bag with each toy. Store in a dry and dark place, not touching other toys preferably.

Lube: Due to the fact that it is made from silicone, water-based lube is highly recommended, and I mean lots of it. We do not self-lubricate in our butt, hence lots of lube is highly recommended. Using water-based lube made it a really smooth & gliding experience for me. It didn’t dry out too fast either.

My experience summary: Oh my…. What can I say! I had the most INTENSE butt-gasm with these vibrating beads. I was grinding my way to pleasure with the vibration deep inside my butt! First, I played around with the beads without the vibration. I think this is a great start, to get a feeling of all the different beads. Once I was comfortable with it, I added the vibration. And oh my.. I definitely felt the 3 different motors. Due to that, I could feel the vibration deep but also at the entrance. I didn’t use it on very high/strong vibration. Even the lower levels are powerful due to the 3 motors working at the same time. I loved some of the patterns, as they switch between the motors, making it not too intense then. I started grinding on it until I had one of the most intense butt-gasm to date! I love vibration in my butt! It hits the right nerve endings for me and makes it so much more pleasurable. I m usually more a fan of vibrating plugs though as I can do other things while wearing them. But these beads are a great addition to my collection and pleasure fun when I want to focus more on butt play with various textures, length and vibration.

Costs: You can get yours from Funzze for about $38 (US) with free shipping above $59, including international, which is amazing. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save. This makes this toy super affordable, especially for the amazing butt pleasure it gave me, well worth it!

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