Funzze Strap-on Dildo Kit Review
I almost walked onto the street wearing this harness…
I received my Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit from Funzze as a sponsored pleasure toy review. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save. As always, with my own personal opinions.
Table of contents
Pleasure Toy Review
Shipping & Package
Shipping from the US to Australia was within standard times. They ship internationally for same costs as dometic, which is super amazing. They also offer free shipping for orders above $59. Delivery was discreet. It did not state anything on it what’s in it.
The parcel was a brown box with the Funzze logo ribbon on. Within the box was the harness, dildo, a USB charging cable, storage bag and instruction manual.
Brand & Manufracturer
Funzze is a sex-positive pleasure toy retailer located in the US that sell toys “with love & superior craftmanship”. Made in China. Warranty is 1 year from the day of the order.
Pleasure Toy Description & Podcast
The Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit from Funzze consists of the Dildo that has a vibration feature with remote control and a black harness.
The Dildo is made with silicone, that feels smooth. It is available in the colour blue. It has a heart shape base that can also be used as a suction cup base on a flat surface without the harness. The shape is semi-realisitc with a head to stimulate the G-spot or P-spot. It has a slight curve. I measured the dildo with about inch in total length, about inch insertable and with about inch width. It weighs about g.
The harness is made with PU leather, Silicone and Nylon. It is available in the colour black. It is adjustable stating to fit waists/hips between 22 and 42 inches. It has 3 adjustable metal buckles and detachable silicone O-ring to fit the supplied Dildo or another suitable Dildo with it.
The remote control is made with ABS plastic.
Functions & Noise
Funzze Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit
The Dildo provides 10 different vibration patterns that can be controlled via the button the toy directly or the supplied remote control. The Vibration is deep and rumbly. There is only one button the Dildo. Press and hold this button for a few seconds to switch on/off the vibration feature. Single press to change the patterns. It provides different intensity levels and different patterns/modes.
The remote control has 3 buttons. An on/off button in the middle and an up and down arrow above and below. Press the middle button to switch on/off the vibration. The up arrow to go up in the different vibration modes and the arrow down button to go backwards.
The Dildo is USB rechargeable with the supplied plug-in cable. Charging takes about 2 hours and fully charged it provides about 50 min of play time. The indicator light flashes when charging and stops flashing when fully charged.
Care & Cleaning
Due to the silicone of the dildo, I used mild soapy warm water to clean it and used a pleasure toy towel to dry it. I used a cleaning wipe for the harness as needed.
The Dildo is water splash proof.
The kit arrived with a Funzze storage bag that seems breathable and big enough for the Dildo.
Due to the silicone, I used water-based lube with it to make it a sliding experience. Especially when it is used anally, use plenty of lube.
Pleasure Toy Queen Review Summary & Video
Funzze reached out asking if I would be interested in reviewing another pleasure toy. Given that I have a few of them as my favourite pleasure toys, I was keen. I asked my you, as my audience on my social medias, which one you would like a review on. The black Fantasy Dildo and the strap on was high in demand & here we are. Funzze was so kind to send me both and asked if I could do the review on the Strap on Harness Dildo Kit and show you the black Fantasy Dildo along the way. A little spoiler alert, I already had my time with the black Dildo too for my adult fans page and can confirm that I loved the texture, shape and size of this Dildo – oh my!
But, let’s talk about the Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit. As you might know, I’m currently single and I was not able to peg or penetrate someone else with this kit. However, I was able to play and have my fun with it as a receiver and giver. When you want, you can get very creative & if you follow me for a while, you will know I love getting creative.
The black harness feels very comfortable and fits around my hips (102cm) and waist (73cm). The waist straps are wider and stretchy, making it comfortable for hips and waist. Though, when putting into place I had it happen that it loosened, because when I pulled on the slide it widen it. I needed to re-tighten it a couple times and remind myself not to pull on it. I wished the back strap was also adjustable, as it would have been great to tighten it a little to place the Dildo/O-ring in a lower position.
The Silicone Dildo feels smooth and is a great beginner friendly size and shape, for vaginal and anal play. I loved playing with the Dildo as a giver and receiver as it is and with the deep vibration. Although the vibration motor sits at the front/ head part of the Dildo, I was able to feel the vibration when wearing it. When positioned right, it stimulated my clit externally. Unfortunately, the ring was either too stretchy, too big or the Dildo’s base not wide enough, as it was sliding out the ring a couple times.
The Dildo is now also available separately as it can be used without the harness as a suction cup vibrating dildo. The heart shape suction is so cute! I played with it as a suction cup dildo as well, placing it on a board. The suction cup was good and I had a great time riding it. Because the motor is at the top head part of the Dildo, I was able to feel and enjoy the rumbly vibration deep inside of me. Adding clitoral stimulation with it, I had some strong clenching orgasms.
When I played with the harness, testing the comfortability also without the dildo, I almost walked out on the streets with it. It was so comfortable, that I almost forgot I was wearing it.
Overall, I love the kit. It provides various opportunities of pleasure play. It is beginner friendly, comfortable, has a pleasurable size, shape and texture, body safer material Dildo and deep rumbly vibrations. Additionally, this kit is affordable. If the back straps can be adjusted and the ring more tighten or different rings size made available, it would make it even better.
Pleasure Toy Pros
Smooth silicone & pleasurable texture, size & shape
Affordable kit – beginner friendly
Suction cup of the Dildo allows to use separately
Deep strong rumbly vibration
Comfortable & adjustable harness
Pleasure Toy Cons & Suggestions
Back strap is not adjustable
Ring is not tight enough for the dildo – supply different sizes of rings or less stretchy rings?
Costs
You can the Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit from Funzze for about $44.99, the Dildo separately for about $39.99. The ship internationally and for free on all orders above $59. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save.
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Have you tried the Strap-on Harness Dildo Kit yet? What has been your experience?
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