Kinky Clit Play kit Funzze review
Pleasure Toy Queen Patricia’s with the Funzze Kinky Clit Play Kit
Oh my.. my clit was due for a very special treatment..
I received my Kinky Clit play kit from Funzze as a sponsored review, but as always, with my honest personal opinions. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save.
Table of contents
Pleasure Toy Review
Shipping & Package
Shipping was within a few days and discreet, although it comes from overseas. This was really great to see. As I remember, a few months ago Funzze used to state “massager” on their parcel, which this time, there was nothing giving it away.
The kit was stored in a plain brown box and each item was packed in see through plastic. It was nice presented and felt like a gift to unwrap. Within the kit I received: 1x 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy, 2x clitoris pumps, 1x silicone ball gag, 1x blindfold, 2x labia spreader straps, 2x clitoral clamps, 1x mini slapper whip. Oh my…
Brand & Manufacturer
Funzze is a sex-positive pleasure toy brand located in the US. They stand for “be free to experience your true sensual”. Made in China.
Pleasure Toy Description & Podcast
It is a “clit torture play kit” – which I will be referring to as a kink kit. Because ultimately, although it is dominantly meant for the clit, this kit provides a kinky plays. The kit incudes all the tools as mentioned above under “package”. This kit is designed to provide some kinky pleasure stimulation for vulva havers, especially focused on the clitoris and labia. Although it is declared as a clit kit - I find it can be used to play with by any gender and any sexual orientation. Because it comes with 2 clamps and pumps that can be used on nipples as well and the other tools could be used on other body parts as well.
The 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation is toy is made with silicone and ABS plastic, the blindfold with PU leather, the whip with PU leather and metal (with 8 PU leather straps – 4 on each side) with wrist safety loop, the straps with PU leather, metal and PVC (attachments on the crocodile clamps). The ball gag is made with silicone and nickel-free metal. The clamps are nickel-free metal and. The clit pumps are made with acrylic plastic.
I measured the 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy with about 19cm length in total and about a 1.5cm clitoral opening. The labia spreader straps go up to 70cm from one end to another. The ball gag is about 56cm long, with the ball having about 3.5cm width. The whip is about 27cm long. The blindfold goes up to 66cm from one end to another.
Functions & Noise
The 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy provides 2 different clitoral stimulations via two motors: the clitoral air pulse/pressure & pin point vibration stimulation. The pin point also comes with another attachment (two point). The features are controlled via two buttons on the toy: a round button for the air pulse/pressure and a wave button for the vibration.
Hold the round button for a few seconds to switch on/off the air pulse/pressure function, single short press to change patterns. It provides 7 different intensities.
Hold the wave button for a few seconds to switch on/off the vibration function, single short press to change patterns. It provides 7 different vibration patterns: 3 intensities & 4 patterns. The vibration feature is strong!
Both can run at the same time. I will go through the other item’s “function” in my summary review below.
The noise that you might make when you are the one receiving this special kinky treatment could be a little loud.. The 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy is pretty quiet. I would rate it a 2 out 5 for the air pulse pressure and a 3/5 for the vibration feature. The whip makes some noise when in use – making it sounds more painful than it is.
The kit does not require charging, but the receiving vulva haver will require some quality foreplay and aftercare to re-charge. The 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy is magnetic USB re-chargeable. Fully charging can take up to 2 hours, flashing light indicates charging and light on indicates charging complete. It can provide up to 2 hours play time.
Care & Cleaning
Due to the silicone of the 2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy, I cleaned it with mild soapy warm water and dried it with a towel. All other items I wiped clean with a mild soapy warm water towel and dried with another towel before storing away. When cleaning the ball gag, I used cotton wool sticks to clean the tiny holes properly. The 2 in 1 clitoral pin point toy is submersible with a rating of IP56. Meaning, you can enjoy the toy under the shower if you please so. The kit could basically be stored with the plain brown box to keep it all together or create your own little kinky box. The clitoral pin point toy comes with its own Funzze logo storage bag. Either way, choose a dry, cool, dark place to store your new kit. Due to the silicone of the 2 in 1 clitoral pin point toy and the clamps, I used water-based lube with it. A small amount around the clitoris area is recommended for the pleasure toy and when playing with clamps (too much can make these slip though, takes some practice to find the right amount).
Pleasure Toy Queen Review Summary & Video
My experience summary: Oh my, oh my… what a kinky time I had! When Funzze asked me if I would like to review another toy for them, I was keen to and asked for the clit torture play kit (aka kinky clit play kit). I love kink and I have not been able to play with labia spread straps, slide on clit clamps and I have not used one of these specific twisted clit pumps before (though I have used other types of clit and vulva pumps and clamps before – very pleasurable & fun).
I will go by each item to provide my personal honest feedback to it.
Ball gag: I love that the ball gag is made with silicone, not just the ball itself but also the straps. First of all, it feels much smoother and it is way easier to clean and non-porous. I just made sure I cleaned the tiny holes properly as well. It sits really well and was very pleasurable. With just three holes breathing was slightly restricted but still manageable. This one has now replaced my other old ball gag.
Blind fold: I love playing with a blind fold and taking away sight. It makes it so much more delicious to focus on the other senses. I just wish the material would be a little softer. Actually, comparing it to the ball gag, I wished it would have been made out of silicone or another smooth material too. But nevertheless, the blindfold is great. I love the shape of it, as it covers properly, looks hot & kinky and it was sitting just right on me (it has some room to be adjusted with the hook and loop patch).
Whip: This is a cute little whip, which makes it a perfect size for a clit/pussy play. It sounds more painful than it is. Well, in this case, the goal is pleasurable pain-sensation. It was easy to handle, easy to clean and fun.
Labia spreader straps: This was a first for me. Compared to the ball gaga, I wish the straps would also be made with silicone for a smoother feel & more hygienic reason, plus the tips of the crocodile clamps (I will don’t understand why they use PVC for them?!). I love the idea of the labia spreading straps and it provides many holes to adjust. I have to say, I was just able to use it on the widest hole adjustable for the inner labia, but comfortably for the outer labia. Meaning, any bigger thighs than mine might struggle for inner labia, and eventually outer labia too. I’m a size 12 in AUS with 71kg. It was hard to grab all 4 clamps on my inner labia, as they are very small, but it worked well on my puffy outer labia. I enjoyed the short moment of using them. I believe this can be a lot of kinky pleasure fun. Probably better when used partnered, as it might be easier to be applied, removed and enjoyed by a partner in regards to the open view.
Clit pumps: It provides 2 pumps, which you don’t actually need for clitoral pumping, unless you have two clits?! However, you could use them on your nipples too. One of them didn’t work properly, so in the end, I had one to play with – perfect for my clit. I have used a hand clit pump before, but have not been able to try one of these twisted pumps. It is pretty straight forward. Twisting one way to create the vacuum and the opposite way to release the vacuum. I really enjoyed the more specific sensation, enhanced blood flow, arousal and sensation.. plus, the swollen engorged appearance was just extra hot!
Clit clamps: The “slide on clamp” was a first for me. I have used tweezer clamps and crocodile clamps before and I knew the theory of using these “slide on clamps” on the clit, but I have not been able to try this type of clit clamps before on myself. So, I was very keen to make my personal experience with it. Let’s just say.. wow. I started very slow sliding it only as far as I was confident to go, second time was further and third time was right in the spot. My clit and pussy looked so extra delicious. I didn’t leave it on for too long (always start small).
2 in 1 clitoral stimulation toy: I love the combination of pin point and clitoral air pulse/pressure within one toy. It is the perfect toy for a clit kink kit. Using the toy before using any clit kink tools to arouse and the then using it to climax once the clit is more sensitive is just…. Oh my so very pleasurable, exciting and fun.
Overall, this kinky clit play kit has found special spot in my collection. I love the variety and playful opportunities that this kit provides. No matter if solo, partnered, beginner or kinkster, it provides fun and pleasure. Thank you so much Funzze for letting me review your kinky clit play kit – It was exactly what I needed.. well, what my clit needed.
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Pleasure Toy Pros
Cute presentation in the box
Very affordable
Various kinky pleasure opportunities in one kit
Beginner friendly
Pleasure Toy Cons & Suggestions
One the pumps didn’t work properly, check prior
Replace the PU leather with silicone would be amazing
Instructions on how to use the tools would be good to give along with it (or let them know to enrol into my school)
Costs
You can get your Kinky Clit play kit from Funzze for about $69.99(US). You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save. This makes it a very affordable kit for what all the kinky tools included in this kit. They offer free shipping (including internationally) for orders above $59 and 1 year warranty.
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